Give Me Dark Chocolate Gifts or Give Me Nothing

That’s right, it’s all or nothing with me; give me the best, or don’t bother!  Feast or famine is my motto; go for broke…break a leg…out on a limb…live dangerously!  All the way, baby; that’s me.  And so when it comes to chocolates, well, dark chocolate gifts are the only confections I will take for a present!  Yeah, you can’t mess with me, man.  That’s all I got to say.  I want the real thing, not some phony “milk chocolate,” so-called, concoction.  So release your inner Willy Wonka and get me what I want!  Authentic dark, authentic cacao, with just enough sugar and whatnot so that it’s not absolutely bitter!

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